The Mustela Attacked! (With the Sound of Reducing Air Pressure)

Repeatedly circumambulating the fruit-bearing shrub, the non-human primate pursued the mustela. The primate mistakenly considered the pursuit to be recreational in nature. Suddenly (and inexplicably accompanied by a sound normally associated with a rapid reduction in air pressure), the mustela attacked, presumably with catastrophic consequences for the primate.

One cent is the purchase price of a section of fine cord usually used to attach one portion of fabric to another; it is also the purchase price of a small, slender sewing implement with a minute orifice in the posterior extremity through which the aforementioned cord is passed to efficiently conduct it through the desired fabrics. In this manner, our immediate supply of the legally established negotiable commodity of exchange is consumed, and, once again, the sound of rapidly reduced air pressure accompanies the mustela's bursting open.

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