A Certain White Ovoid
A certain white ovoid perched atop a property-delineating structure. Said
ovoid experienced a rapid decrease in altitude, terminated by virtually
instantaneous deceleration upon contact with the terrain beneath. The impact
thereby encountered caused mechanical shock waves to traverse the entire
external structural framework of the ovoid. Said shock waves were of such an
intense nature that the elastic limit of the ovoid's casing was greatly
surpassed, resulting in fractures, both numerous and severe. The combined
efforts of the equines and the entire complement of male personnel in the
service of His Majesty were insufficient to restore the sundered ovoid to its
original state.
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